Overheard in the Chick-Fil-A playroom:
Glamour Mommy to daughter: "Oh, look at these cute boots, honey! Why can't you wear cute boots like this?"
Oh, how I wanted to answer for the young girl:
"Because, Mommy, I don't want to be bound at the feet and strung up at the disco."
Colorado Commandment #1: Thou shalt not wear cold weather gear encrusted with sequins if thou art not Michael Jackson.