Thursday, November 3, 2011

Gag me with a fashion trend

Overheard in the Chick-Fil-A playroom:
Glamour Mommy to daughter: "Oh, look at these cute boots, honey! Why can't you wear cute boots like this?"

Oh, how I wanted to answer for the young girl:

"Because, Mommy, I don't want to be bound at the feet and strung up at the disco." 

Colorado Commandment #1: Thou shalt not wear cold weather gear encrusted with sequins if thou art not Michael Jackson.


  1. "why can't you wear cute boots like this?" Other than just being weird, isn't the parent buying the kids clothes? Unless, of course, the very smart little girl refuses to wear them.

  2. They're fugly. Smart kid. Nuff sed.